Thursday, January 17, 2008

A Hillbilly Way

You know you have a redneck father when....
  1. He crows like a rooster at the break of dawn.
  2. When his face is due for a shave and says, "My whiskers need a sheerin"
  3. He uses terms such as "gopher breath", "lizard lips" and "cow brains" as terms of endearment.
  4. And here's the funny one- Instead of buying new shoes he keeps wearing the old ones and ties 'em together with rubber bands for kicks and giggles.

Disclaimer: *This is not how Dad is in public because he has three girls monitoring his behavior. There are times when we fail and his inner redneck rears its ugly head!*


Granma,  January 18, 2008 at 11:32 AM  

Your grace and poise has made me beam from ear to ear UNTIL NOW! How do you go from being an elegant lady to a satirical 'redneck' in a matter of minutes? I never know what I am going to get in the morning when I read your blog. I love you baby.

Dani January 18, 2008 at 1:04 PM what does it mean if Gary is already suspiciously like this...

~*Rachel*~ January 18, 2008 at 3:32 PM  

ha ha ha ha.....oh my goodness.

If it wasn't for you girls keeping him in line who knows what his shoes would look like! lol.

Dani, I fear Gary is already past the piont of being "suspiciously" redneck.

Kelly Spezzano January 20, 2008 at 3:40 PM  

I have been looking to this blog all weekend... *your mom told me about it!* LOL, what a great pic! My husband has a pair of shoes like that, but instead of rubberbands, he used the yankee way of fixin' 'em... he epoxied the sole! LOL

And "Amen" to Rachel's comment about Gary. I think Gary's pic is in the dictionary next to the word "redneck" (LOL)

Dani January 21, 2008 at 2:45 PM  

By the way it was great to see ya'll this weekend!!!

Pat February 2, 2008 at 7:48 AM  

We have one "just like him" at our house....and 3 girls trying to keep him in line while out in public. He'd wear overalls to the store if we'd let him!